Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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