you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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