I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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