I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck