People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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