Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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