Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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