i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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