haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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