But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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