doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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