i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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