there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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