I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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