and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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