R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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