That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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