That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
He has the fingertips of a God
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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