guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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