After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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