A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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