super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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