Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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