I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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