Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
