the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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