so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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