Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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