I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Randomize