I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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