we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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