I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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