So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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