Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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