It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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