My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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