At least make sure they are 18
Why
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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