I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
