i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
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Oh Jesus.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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