i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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