I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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