It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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