I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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