I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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