I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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