Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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