There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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