so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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