i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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