but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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