Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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