i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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