under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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