dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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