i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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