last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
