Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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