he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Fuck appropriateness.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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