he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My life is pants optional.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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