that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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